Happy Christmas

Goodbye and thank you This is the last time Broadacre News Crew will be working on the 'No kiddin' page. We thank them and wish them well.

Hallowe'en competition winners

We asked you to draw a Hallowe'en picture – the scarier the better! There were lots of entries but we thought these were the best. Winner - Tanisha Cantrell aged 8 2nd - Amy Greenacre aged 7 3rd - Katy Greenacre aged 5

Christmas Jokes

Q. Where do Father Christmas's little helpers go if they are feeling poorly? A. To the 'elf centre' Q. What do you have in December that no other month has? A. The letter D Q. What kind of ball doesn't bounce? A. A snowball. Q. What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman? A. Frost bite! Q. What kind of work do you do in the North Pole? A. Ho–ho-homework Q. What do elves learn in school? A. The elfabet. Q. What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? A. Tinselitus Q. Why didn't the skeleton go to the Christmas party? A. Because he had no body to go with. "Knock, knock" "Who's there?" "Snow" "Snow who" "Snow use - I forgot my name again."

News Crew Competition

Are you aged 11 or under? Would your school or youth group like to be part of our news crew? We are looking for a new group of four to eight children to produce the No Kiddin' Page for the next few editions. If your school or youth group would like to take part, please write to us telling us a bit about your group and why you would like to get involved. Please send us your group's name, address, phone number and the name of a teacher or youth worker.

Competition

Draw a picture about winter or something that happens in winter. Send your A4 entries with your name, age and address to Hull Children's Fund, Municipal Buildings, Trippett Street, Hull HU2 8AA by 31 December 2007. The winner will receive a prize.