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The Hull in print news crew |
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Top row, left to right: Daniel, Shahab and Afsana;
bottom row, left to right: Moein, Letisha and Jemma |
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Monster Mania
Book review, by Letisha, age 10
Book: Monster Mania (Joke Busters)
Author: John Byrne
What's it about?
It's a comedy. There are two people, called Agent Giggle and Agent Groan, who tell jokes and short stories.
What did I like about this book?
It tells really funny jokes and makes you laugh.
Who would like it?
Boys and girls aged 9-12.
Rating?
9 out of 10.
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Jokes Corner
This month, the news crew wanted to tell jokes and be funny, so they can make everybody happy – read on!
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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light?
Where do fishes put their money?
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
There were three houses - one red, one blue and one green. The blue one was all blue, the red one was all red, what was the green one?
Why are footballers never invited to dinner?
What do you get when you cross two elephants with a fish?
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Answers to jokes below |
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1.Don't look, I'm changing, 2.In the river bank, 3.Frostbite, 4.get to the second-hand shop, 5.All glass!, 6.Because they always dribble, 7.Swimming trunks
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Send in your pictures of funny faces. Just draw or paint your design on A4 paper and send it, together with your name, address and age to 'Funny Face Competition,' Hull Children's Fund, Municipal Buildings, Trippett Street, Hull, HU2 8AA. Please send in your entries by 26th January 2007.
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Winter crossword
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1. What do you skate on? (3)
2. First month of the year. (7)
3. Another word for a sledge. (8)
4. They keep your feet dry.(5)
5. 1st January. (3,4)
6. A season. (6)
7. Jack's last name? (5)
8. What's white and falls in winter? (4)
9. Where do you find dates? (8)
10. A way of travelling on the snow? (6)
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1 ice, 2 January, 3 toboggan, 4 boots, 5 new year, 6 winter, 7
Frost, 8 snow, 9 calendar, 10 sledge |
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